I go to a strange beast.
Non-practitioner, she works in a company that imports of alcohol and brews beer and has a mind just as corrupt as mine (even more). Here are some points that were raised in less than seven hours together that afternoon
- She listens to a lot of television. She can call me all sorts of Quebec and Canadian television series which I've never heard of. You see, I listen to ANY television (besides my football and the season is now complete). I spent 13,500 dinars (about $ 250) for a satellite map that will only pirated give something to do with Samia when I shower. Vlan.
... unfortunately, she can not sleep without hearing the TV. Well, the few nights we spent together the happiness did not have electronic approval (there was my computer, but I do without mentioning the context), but someday it will need its digital companion. I do not already know how I'd do, know that there are emissions tasteless in my den. I imagine that wearing headphones and I'll read until I sleep.
- Samia I told the family name of my mom: Ouimet. It is a name most banal in Quebec and I've always preferred to mine (without wanting to reveal my name, just say he is aggressive in the ear in his English home - my dad had English Canada - but is perfectly pronounceable in French (even less in Algeria).
... heard the name, she collapsed into laughter. I was afraid she makes pee on the duvet. "Yes but ...», she said.
I watched without really understanding. It must be said that his last name is fun to hear and means foodstuff in Arabic. It would be like if a guy named Hamid was in Quebec and another named Spatula made fun of his mouth.
Hamid: "Hi, my name is Hamid.
Spatula "MOUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!».
... I do not see the comedy. Indeed, one can make a sentence with the mundane name, but since this is common, we do not think my home too. In short, it will be fun for family reunions. My mother comes from a family of twelve children of proven fertility. She goes to meet Ouimet!
- The subject arose because we had a shock Cultural most amazing. In Quebec, it was agreed that women are equal to men in every sense. It is completely strange idea that a woman would become the slave and the property of his rights during the marriage. Quebec women keep their names and thus households are built between equals. There was a fad during the '70s to give names to small compounds, but it did not last very long (because it sounded pretty ridiculous), and use the children keep the father's name , although the state grants the right to name one wants because it is assumed that parents have greater authority over the allocation name their child an official ugly and stinky and sexually frustrated.
Samia was violated. "This is a feminist in the extreme!" She said, verbatim. We must make clear to readers that my Algerian friend is a woman of strong character and is independent and West. To hear him say it categorically RE-FUSE to keep his name was equivalent to my little Quebecois me to see a tiger in the Indonesian jungle jump into a cage and beg that imprisons him in a zoo.
Well, it happens, but I have no way of escaping me. If she joins me in Canada we must marry in Algeria. It will be OFFICIALLY Mrs. Eric and his Canadian papers will reflect that. It will be strange when I have to show it to friends.
- Samia's mother suspects that she is no longer a virgin. It's a bit like the mother of a sumo wrestler suspects that his son is not vegetarian.
- Samia loves naked male torsos. Should not have been that I have my beard trimmer in the bathroom: $. Well, I have to wash the sheets the middle room tomorrow to remove my coat body above them. I look like a wolf who has lost his hair in winter, but it's still cold!
... my Lioness is mééééchante.
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